Humor – Bubba and a hooker

Just read this on Facebook. Laughed my butt off!

Enjoy!

Bubba?

Bubba was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars”, she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it’s only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.

They’re in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It’s a police officer.

“What’s going on here people?”, asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife!”, Bubba answers, sounding annoyed.

“Oh, I’m sorry”, says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

Bubba says, “Well, neither did I, till you shined that light in her face!”

Humor – A blind man with a dumb blonde joke

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, “Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”!

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ”Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things…

1 – The bartender is a blonde woman.

2 – The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

4 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and

5 – I’m a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says, “Naaaah . . .
not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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