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Humor – How men and women use the ATM

The difference between me and women – using the ATM. I can’t speak for the ladies if this is true, but it sure is hilarious. So, enjoy!

A new sign in the Bank reads:

“Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to follow the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.”

FOR MALES:

1. Drive up to the ATM.

2. Lower your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.

FOR FEMALES:

1. Drive up to ATM machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to ATM machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.

27. Release Hand Brake.

 

4 responses »

  1. Ken..absolutely untrue…we ladies have so much to do that we do things quickly and rush off as fast as possible..hehe

    *pure exaggeration..who wrote this? Let me pull his ears* naughty fella!:D

    Reply
  2. Jeffrey Ong Kok Gim

    Hahaha…Bro. you are offending the lady:DDD

    Reply

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