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Humor – A blind man with a dumb blonde joke

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, “Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”!

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things…

1 – The bartender is a blonde woman.

2 – The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

4 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and

5 – I’m a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says, “Naaaah . . .
not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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